I bought a sassy pair of these today:

except they're all black and they have a buckle, too.

I've been wanting these for a while because I feel like they'll make me look like the girl that hits you in the face and then screams, "THAT'S WHAT'S UP" as you're rolling around on the ground in pain. And clearly I need to be that girl.

I'm super excited to wear these. I'm gonna stomp around and yell "DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU," and then I'm gonna punch people in the face, and then I'm gonna be like "WILDCARD" and it's going to be awesome.

I've already devised an outfit that involves me wearing all black and my fur coat. Ballin', I know. Now I've just got to work on my mean mug.