I haven't been updating this blog, which is sad, because for the past 3 months, I've been on a rampage of consumerism. I've bought so many things, it would be useless to try to post any of them. However, today I did buy a beret that looks super fancy. Kinda like this -

http://www.flickr.com/photos/elinkan/

I also bought a whole bunch of other fabulous things, like a broach and family crest looking earrings. It was cool.

Here's what I've been eyeing lately-
modcloth.com
I keep coming back to these, but I never end up buying them because I can't think of many things that I can wear them with to justify the cost. But I want them real bad. I dunno, I still might break down and buy them. And by probably, I mean I'm sure I will.

I haven't bought this yet but I plan on spending my entire anthropologie gift card for my birfday on it. I hope it's as awesome in real life as it is in the pictures, because this is the only thing I've been thinking about for that past day. So perfect! If it were socially acceptable/possible to make out with inanimate objects, I would make out with this one.

I bought a hat like this yesterday. I've been wanting one for a while because they looks so baller. When I wear it, I feel like I'm transformed into the leader of a Japanese girl gang from the 70s:

(Stray Cat Rock)

and it feels so awesome.

This is my favorite liquid liner, hands down. I've used urban decay, the sephora brand, and some fancy waterproof kind that I got at sephora (which I can't remember right now) and none of them have worked as well as this. It's waterproof but it doesn't clump and it stays on all day! And believe me, if an eyeliner is going to smear, it's going to be on me because hardly anything will stay put on my eyes. I think the brush is a lot easier to control than a felt tip, and the best part is it's only $5 at Target!

I bought a sassy pair of these today:

except they're all black and they have a buckle, too.

I've been wanting these for a while because I feel like they'll make me look like the girl that hits you in the face and then screams, "THAT'S WHAT'S UP" as you're rolling around on the ground in pain. And clearly I need to be that girl.

I'm super excited to wear these. I'm gonna stomp around and yell "DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU," and then I'm gonna punch people in the face, and then I'm gonna be like "WILDCARD" and it's going to be awesome.

I've already devised an outfit that involves me wearing all black and my fur coat. Ballin', I know. Now I've just got to work on my mean mug.

oh yeah!

I also bought this dress from modcloth recently. I haven't gotten it yet, but hopefully it works out. I should probably stop buying things that make me look like a sailor.

Bought more Tarina Tarantino stuff recently. I shouldn't walk into Sephora anymore because the first thing I see is thisThe pic is kinda creepy, but I really like her makeup, so every time I walk past the stand, I stop and look at everything so I can try to replicate the picture. Everything the line produces looks super princessy, and being the classy babe that I am, I feel like I need all of it.

Everything I've tried I like so far. The lipstick is super moisturizing and comes in super cute colors and the mascara works pretty well. It's full of antioxidants, which I don't really know what that means for your eyelashes, but it sounds fancy.

Also, they sell sparkles in one of those old timey looking perfume bottles that you can spray all over yourself.I would like this to be my next purchase because I feel like it would increase my fabulousness by at least 50%. However, it may also be a little over the top, so I will probably just admire from afar.